accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

this combines two of my favorite things and I love it.

#haha  

today at work, i talked to a girl for a long time and afterwards, she requested to my supervisor to be pulled out for testing next monday (instead of friday) so she could see me again. it was really cute, but i told her she was welcome any time without needing an excuse to come see me. her eyes lit up and she smiled the hugest smile.

i’ve re-decided that high school isn’t so bad after all. 

cutest thing i’ve ever seen

cutest thing i’ve ever seen

❝ I cannot help thinking that there is something to admire in everyone, even if you do not approve of them. ❞

E.M. Forster (via wordsnquotes)

❝ Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows. ❞

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner  (via friendly-neighborhood-crystal)

I just had a dream I was inside a 7-11 and a woman followed me out and asked, “Are you living each day wasting it away? If you don’t care to do something spectacular, you’ll be 40 before you even know it. I mean, what happened when you were 21? 22? Can you even remember anything spectacular?”
And I remember saying confidently, “I fell in love when I was 22 and it was the most spectacular thing ever.”

❝ Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can never be real again. ❞

— Jason Myers, The Mission (via quotethat)

My last night in Taiwan. The street lights outside the window look like little orange dandelions without my glasses on. It’s actually quite pretty.

❝ I want all my secrets back ❞

— six word story (via fuckoff-mondays)